Funny
NEVER SAY TO A COP:
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2.Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Are You Andy or Barney?
4.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
6. I pay your salary!
7. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
10. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
lololol
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2.Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Are You Andy or Barney?
4.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
6. I pay your salary!
7. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
8. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
10. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
lololol
posted by *-;-*Jessie*-;-* at 3/05/2006
15 Comments:
Those are funny Jess! I like The 1st one!
MMMM...I can smell that burrito from here man.But that was pathetic! Poopers! (hint hint)
K, is it Scott?
NO, it can't be Scott, never mind. That post was written at 10:03, and he would have been in Study Hall.
heather?
Guys, it is totally HEATHER! She says poopers all the time! lol
That is really funny!
I have never heard her say that before, but oh well.
you've never heard her say it? well she does say it all the time
hey did any of you watch 24? well tonight it was a 2 hour show and it was really sad!! :(
see ya later
Jessi
My parents told me what happened on 24! Man, he was funny too! As for guess who, it's so Heather. She always says that.
She always does!
Yes Talitha is growing with terrible speed...I wish she'd stay small...:-)
Wow..Those are good.
Lydia
Lydia: I know how you feel! lol
you need a new post!! you should write one about me!!!lol jk i'd bet you'd get a ton of comments!!lololololol jk
see ya Jessi
your wierd zech!!lololololol
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