Funny!

I saw these on another blog, some of them are really funny!

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"Save the whales! Collect the whole set!"

"Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"Change is inevitable, except from vending machines."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out."

"If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments."

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Honk if you love peace and quiet."

"Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

lol